Clunking teeth together when kissing.
Ouch! You’re leaning on my hair!
I’m cumming… I’m cumming… slip… nevermind, lost it.
Ugh, hang on, I’ve got hair stuck in my mouth/throat.
Choke, gag, splutter, cough, cough, cough.
Ugh, this isn’t comfortable, where’s the lube? Umm… … ???
Umm… darling… move your face! Quick! I can’t help it, I’m about to fart!
AH! That TICKLES! Squirm, wiggle, accidently knee him in a sensitive area. OUCH!
Shlurps, squeeges, vaginal raspberries, and various other far from charming sounds.